The News

Bring me the dumbest, half-hearted, dark-anchor

Talking head to start it, restricted,

Retarded, a secret extorted,

You are my… hexo-phant man.

Open your eyelids, your feelings, your watching

Slug-drags and x-killings, slow filling,

News-shows, refracting your dealing,

This is my… tele-drag slag.

Give me a maiming, a reeling, nothing but

Pictures of pain searing, skin peeling,

Death faces, degrading a story,

Give me a… decapa-rating.